"How fascinating it is that there are millions of people all over the world who are wide awake at 4 am missing someone. And there are millions of people sound asleep at 4 am, with no idea that they’re being missed."

— please come back (via nashviille)

Oh gosh.

(via heartliesandtheheadplaystricks)


i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.

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during a history exam once one of the questions was “How was Stalin buying time from Hitler to prevent him attacking the Soviet Union?” or something and I wrote “he was stallin’

halfway through grading them the next day my teacher started laughing really quietly and she had to eject herself from the classroom for five minutes

she marked it as correct

(Source: kanrose, via heartliesandtheheadplaystricks)

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Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.


(Source: unabating, via heartliesandtheheadplaystricks)



next time you’re feeling like shit

remember the sloths

they don’t do anything ever

and they haven’t gone extinct

you can afford to take a nap


Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day

(Source: stilken, via heartliesandtheheadplaystricks)